ME: "Shawntel: My kind of girl. Emily: *sniff*. Michelle: Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
FRIEND: "Yeah Michelle is nuts!! Chantel is my fave."
ME: "She's all drunk right now. But still cute."
FRIEND: "Yeah... A little. They need to stop drinking."
ME: "No doubt. Ohmigawd women are craaaaazy!!!"
FRIEND: "It's soooo annoying, honestly in all the seasons I've watched the women on this one are the most dramatic!"
ME: "They've got it down to a science!
"I wish I could write about strains of pot in relation to various reality show characters. That would be TOO awesome."
FRIEND: "Seriously! Michelle would be Hindu Skunk!"
ME: "Hahahahaha! Ha!"
FRIEND: "Is Ashley O. even old enough to be in Las Vegas?
ME: "Oooh, our two ladies on the bed together, talking 'bout...ladies."
FRIEND: "This is f-ing stupid."
ME: "Yep, it's gonna take a whole bottle tonight, I think. Fucking show."
FRIEND: "Haha... So true! I'm enjoying some sparkling red wine."
...[LONG PAUSE, WHILE BRAD CONSULTS WITH HIS SHOW-APPOINTED PSYCHOLOGIST]
ME: "I think I want to be like Brad's therapist when I grow up."
FRIEND: "I missed it... I was too busy ordering shoes online."
